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(Contains: violence/gore)
Fellas, don't think you can get away with buying yourself a chainsaw at Christmastime & then claiming you got it for her. :chainsaw:
(Explanation for the non-US viewers, Jared, the Galeria of Jewelry, is a US company that for years has run a series of ads around the phrase "He went to JARED!" when a man buys a woman jewelry, and when some guy DOESN'T go get gets dumped or told "You should've gone to Jared!" For example: [link] and [link] )

:iconashfyre: ~AshFyre (Model Insider profile)
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:iconandyvirus: ~AndyVirus (Model Insider profile).

The blood is real, not photoshop, the lighting makes it look odd. Well, that and the fact that it was near-freezing & the stuff kept glopping up.

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Daily Deviation

Given 2012-01-15
Should've Gone to Jared by *slephoto ( Suggested by TrishaMonsterr and Featured by pullingcandy )
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Critique by Light-Umbreon Jan 15, 2012, 6:35:11 AM
ohhh, this looks pretty good.
when i saw it was censored for violence/gore, i wasn't kinda thinking that this would look good with DD, but it really does!

the pose is looking like the girl is angry, like howling, i only see this in movies with a long storyline, not photo's.

the makeup/SFX look really good! almost stunning.
and so does the enviorement.

the background/enviorement looks kinda old, so does the shed, what makes this piece more realistic, like i said before, something you would only see in good movies.

well, all pieces of art have flaws, right? points to practise on.
its kinda hard for me too see a flaw in this one, except the ground..... it looks like winter, but the clothes the people are wearing don't seem that winter-ish...altrough i could be wrong, since their clothes look like they were ready for "something", well, untill the girl thought otherwise...

anyways, i gotta quit the chatter now and give a overall rating.

atleast 4.5 chainsaws outta 5, nice job!
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Melanie-J-Howle Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Featured >>> [link]<<< :iconwhats-the-piont: Founders Choice :blackrose:
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:iconslephoto:
slephoto Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
:blush: Thank you!
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:iconmelanie-j-howle:
Melanie-J-Howle Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem hun :D
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:icondefleshed-martyr:
Defleshed-Martyr Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Featured: [link]
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:iconslephoto:
slephoto Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you!
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:iconkillerlily5:
killerlily5 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I laughed like crazy when I saw this.
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:iconslephoto:
slephoto Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks! This's actually part of a whole set, I have to get it edited at some point & animate some of it. :D
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:iconmimicwolf:
Mimicwolf Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconmimicwolf:
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:iconslephoto:
slephoto Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
:thumbsup:
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:iconmimicwolf:
Mimicwolf Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
sorry about that its kind of spam I was looking and mt friend wanted me to show her something
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:iconslephoto:
slephoto Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
That's cool :)
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:iconmimicwolf:
Mimicwolf Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
okay :)
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:iconstareena333:
Stareena333 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol funny women can be crazy better watch out :o)
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:iconslephoto:
slephoto Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
:D
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:iconstareena333:
Stareena333 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yay
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:iconnitchwarmer:
nitchwarmer Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Your art has been featured at the #dA-Morgue
Max

[link]
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:iconslephoto:
slephoto Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Woooo! Thanks!
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:iconnitchwarmer:
nitchwarmer Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Welcome.
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:iconpullingcandy:
pullingcandy Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
The January, 2012 Horror/Macabre Daily Deviation round up has been posted. You've been featured, and you can find you're amazing work HERE.
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:iconslephoto:
slephoto Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
:iconexcitedlaplz:
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:iconboogieman33:
Boogieman33 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Texas chainsaw massacre style.... :pills:
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:iconslephoto:
slephoto Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
More like "Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers" but yeah :D
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:iconboogieman33:
Boogieman33 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
yeah.


I'am from Romania
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:iconstrawbreeicy:
StrawbreeIcy Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Student Artisan Crafter
I'm curious. How did you get/make the blood? Like, did you cut yourself? Did it hurt? ;AAAAA;
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:iconslephoto:
slephoto Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
:chainsaw: to the model.
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:iconstrawbreeicy:
StrawbreeIcy Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Student Artisan Crafter
Oh maii. ;o;
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:iconslephoto:
slephoto Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
:thumbsup:
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:iconkawaiimatsuridesu:
Kawaiimatsuridesu Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012
^^ Maybe he would have been better off with the chainsaw
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AlanSteenhouwer Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012
Wait... Real blood?...
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:iconslephoto:
slephoto Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Mmmmmaybe...? :D :chainsaw:
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:iconalansteenhouwer:
AlanSteenhouwer Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012
O_0 :sprint:
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Gothic-Seaden Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Niiiiice! Yays for blood! X3
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:iconslephoto:
slephoto Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
:D :chainsaw:
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:iconbugsartcorner:
BugsArtCorner Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2012  Student General Artist
Ha!
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:iconslephoto:
slephoto Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
:D
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Tanager Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
The title makes this absolutely hilarious. I fucking hate jewelry commercials and the line that women go nuts without jewelry. Perfect.
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:iconslephoto:
slephoto Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
:D Glad you appreciated it.
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IceRose93 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Oh God, I'm laughing so hard right now. This is awesome!!!
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:iconslephoto:
slephoto Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
:D
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ShadowDragonia Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The photo is amazing but the photo and the title together, BRILLIANT! Got a good laugh from the title XD
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:iconslephoto:
slephoto Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks!
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kyriesin Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2012  Student General Artist
I would love a chainsaw, heck, I'll even be happy with a hatchet. Not for shown reason though. xD What can I say, I'm just one of those oddball girls who doesn't need fancy things to be happy. ^-^
This is like something out of a Simpson's Tree House of Horror. Seriously, how often has Homer done something similar to Marge? Still this is funny.
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:iconslephoto:
slephoto Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
TY, and I love you for the Simpsons reference. :D
"We're having dinner at Mr. Burn's house in... PENNSYLVANIA!!!!"
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kyriesin Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2012  Student General Artist
Haha, you're welcome. I've been watching Simpson's since I was a kid. :3
"Please, I have a wife and family! Eat them first!" xD
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:iconslephoto:
slephoto Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
"What's that out in the schoolyard?"
"Oh, those are the free-range children!"
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Emo-Kaylah Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2012
And this children is why we go to Jared and not the chainsaw store ^^
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:iconslephoto:
slephoto Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
MUWAHAHAHAH
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:iconemo-kaylah:
Emo-Kaylah Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2012
See I knew someone would understand also I loved the look on the woman's' face it was priceless
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Devilchild93 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2012
Awesome
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